May 2013
nickelbackthatassup:
hey zayn does this smell like chloroform
tomlinteapot:
but the sleeves to his hoodie are rolled up (◕‿◕✿)
lolsofunny:
ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
peeing after holding it in all day
faking ill and getting sent back to bed
when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
getting a back massage
seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like...
daisyfairy:
boxofpoptarts:
tin-pan-ali:
awhisper-acapella:
daisyfairy:
i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED...
punkasslouis:
announcing that you’re selling tickets for a tour a year in advance is not a real announcement they’ve done this before tell us you’re doing the tour naked and then I will start giving a shit
the-oops-to-my-hi:
I wish One Direction was one of those bands which compose their own music, take the time they need to do the album and spend at least 3 years without touring, just because, well, tHEY HAVE A LIFE.
butthurtbandboys:
i don’t think a year is enough time to be ready to emotionally handle niall crying when 82 thousand irish people cheer really loudly during his solos and sing louder than he’s singing
zaynspayners:
Liam: “We’ve written a lot of the songs on it. It’s a bit more edgy. It’s grown as we’ve grown”
Album track list: 1. Help 2. What is a bed 3. Where am I 4. The fuck 5. Niall can’t feel his knee 6. Where is Zayn
butthurtbandboys:
i bet niall either cried or screamed like a little girl when he got told he’s performing to 82 thousand people in dublin and he probably called his parents and his friends and every single irish person he knows to tell them because they all know what a big deal it is
yaoibutts:
i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
amorlouis:
hello one direction i hate to break this to you but
gay4zayn:
modest mgmt
woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now
youwishangelfish:
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
alltimeboners:
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
Daily Reason To Be Happy: itslaurenslife:... →
itslaurenslife:
keepme—wherethelightis:
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want….
tastetheaids:
thedoctorpottergames:
Parents have two moods:
“You’re a teenager you’re practically an adult you should be doing all this stuff on your own.”
and
“You’re just a teenager! You’re still a child and are basically not allowed to do anything you want to.”
“You’re just a teenager you don’t know what you’re talking about” But “You’re a teenager you should know all this by now.”
screwsociety:
stabbygrass:
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time
so, for relativistic boobtime, where t is the observer, and t’ is the time measured at the boob. t=t’/sqrt(1-(v/c)^2) solving for t=1, and t’=5, we get that the boobspeed, v, is represented by v=+/- (6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s
boobs travel...
-circa:
I hate hearing the crack in people’s voices before they’re about to cry.
black-holes-of-symmetry:
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
wartortles:
sir please leave the caption writing for people who are actually funny
